January 2012
Leave a famous person's name in my ask box and...
cranberrycrawfords:
hismajestythebitch:
ugly | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | ASDFGHJKL
contemplatingescape:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
HAHAH
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
If you were my girlfriend I would...
Send Me Numbers. →
Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush:
Describe your perfect mate:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do you have a crush on...
The amazing moment when you and your best friend...
and you just look at each other like
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
She doesn’t make the same face. :(
Anonymous asked: 26, 3, 40, 1, 18, 22
When girls are on their period...
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
If tumblr shuts down we're all moving to Neopets.
I’ll see you there. Same name.
the-absolute-best-posts:
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they’re never gonna love you back Me: why do you breathe if you know you’re eventually going to die
Follow this blog, get free ham.
The reason death sticks so closely to life isn’t biological necessity, —it’s...
– Piscine Molitor Patel, Life of Pi, Yann Martel (via nubivagantmusings)
me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: HAHA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
hahaaa
I don't know why, but I hella love the summer...
abbyfoshizay:
i seriously can’t wait.
I do protect my friends. I would do anything for them. Anything. They’re...
– Bree Van de Kamp, “Suspicion Song”